January 2012
48 posts
Criteria for wearing the same shirt two days in a...
ohthethinks:
Smell armpits: is smell present? If so, it is acceptable? (take into account potential for odor increase with additional wearings)
Food stains? Ease/effectiveness of removal?
Visible pit stains?
How many people saw me wearing it today?
How significant is it that said people saw?
Past successes/failures in repeated wearings of this shirt, as well as overall long-term trends
...
jonathanpham:
She said she was one of the odd ones. The girl who came into the world without a touch of beauty on any of her features. She admitted how thin she was, how dry her hair was, how lacking she was. No envy or sadness, though, ever spawned from these flaws. Rather creativity and motivation came to life. Making the best of what she was given. She absorbed a myriad of styles and, in...
weird how I can address the “2nd person” online and it won’t be weird.. even though it’s not roleplay or something
if I did that in real life I’d be considered crazy!
3 11 in the morning
& I kinda miss you
haha
must go smack head x’O
“In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of...”
– The Revolution of Everyday Life
Chapter 5: The decline and fall of work
(via banquethall)
honestly, what do looks prove? what does status prove? yes those exist, but what good will they do? so what if you do have a gorgeous face, the perfect boyfriend, more status, more class, more happiness than the next person over? things come and go and we should definitely strive to keep class/swag/whatever you want to call it, but not let it affect our happiness and potential. really, just enjoy...
i definitely think the beginning of my blog has so...
this post is for ben hong
MOTHERFUCKIN AVALANCHES LIKE TO SHRED PICKLES NOT JUST ANY PISSLES BUT WILD INDIAN HEADPHONES BECAUSE I AM A MYUL CHEE IN YOUR PISS - I KNOW - IT REALLY HURT BUT MACAWS DID DIP FROM CHOCOLATE BERRIES NOT BANANAS AND FRUMPY FAGGOTS NOT LIKE CATS ACTUALLY VERY MUCH LIKE FAPPIN STORMTROOPERS WHEN MY PHALANGES GET DISJOINTED WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE BECCA LIVES AT HOME AW BUM DE DAG BUT DRIPS...
-null
before this time i dont think monkeys really fell from trees but now i guess they do fall from electro-magnetic magnets. sometimes it seems like twigglies eat bunk beds but you dont have to stay on the top. if you go to the middle because the fur is the floor you could make a secret hideout and flabbernick all the puddles of random sprouts of cheese. you know what where has my happiness gone
“Approximately 6 million Jews died at the hands of the Nazis. Approximately 12...”
– Following Judah’s Lion (via azspot)
That moment when you come to the realization that... →
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If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Mos Def - Life is Good (The New Track) →
This song makes me realize I’m not being fair when I’m sad my life isn’t going the way I want it to go. Just because this moment is not the way I wanted it to be doesn’t mean it has never been good. Hell, maybe it’s a great moment and my ignorance just clouds my vision. Live humble, be proud.
Apple was going to make a smaller version of the... →
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when i pee i make up a song that goes with it
December 2011
96 posts
The awkward moment when you realize that Adele is... →
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